Stealing First Base

"I want you to act the same way two days in a row!"

I know what Bart feels.... I don't know either what a hell girls want....Oh god....NELSON has some sort of feelings???

In the crowded classroom, Bart is forced to sit by a new student named Nikki. At first they dislike each other, until Nikki admires Bart's artistic skills. Bart seeks romance advice from Homer, who passes him off to Grandpa Abe. Grandpa advises Bart to kiss Nikki. However, when Bart kisses Nikki after the two went skateboarding, she recoils in disgust. Nikki's parents, who are attorneys, threaten to sue the school unless it is declared an "affection-free environment." Bart is confused at the outcome of this seemingly innocent action, and his confusion is amplified when Nikki hides in his locker and kisses him again. Bart and Nikki have been watching this speech from the roof, and Bart confesses to Nikki that he does not understand her ever-changing moods. They argue and Bart stumbles and falls off the roof. Bart is not breathing, but the school's "no touch" policy prevents anyone from performing CPR. Nikki defies the policy and revives Bart (who, while unconscious, dreams a montage of kisses reminiscent of Cinema Paradiso). When Bart awakes, Nikki's mood changes yet again and Bart remains in a state of complete confusion over female behavior. In the last moments of their relationship, Nikki says she will never tell why she was Hot then Cold.

Mõned huvitavad ja vähem huvitvamad mõtted....

"Made by GOD!"

Noh, lihtsalt tuli mõte see siia üles panna.....Kahju, et läbi blogi ei saa mustikunsti teha.....

"For my next magic trick, I'll need a condom and a volunteer"...

It`s a basic truth of the human condition. That everybody lies.

There's a reason why children don't drink, don't vote and don't drive. They are IDIOTS!

Men should grow up!And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen!

Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages,
with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out.

Something in me says you shouldn't have toys.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.